Marlo's Benefactor of Sixth Grade Knowledge

Recently, my sister was attacked verbally by someone evil. This demon goes by "Skip".  I have belittled old Skippy in public.  I am sorry a tad for the way I degraded him.  Maybe his mother really was a prostitute, maybe that was her way of paying the bills.  I don't know.
~Public assistance is available to those who qualify.~
If she didn't qualify it's a good thing that Skippy was able to grow up successfully enough to rent internet access at an internet café. (After all he learned at his momma's knee about how to rent or lease things.)
My true feelings were slightly stifled concerning this event.  I didn't want my sister embarrassed by her sister with the Sailor's mouth. Here is the original copy of my response to Skippy.

Obviously Skip is a troll who lives under a bridge somewhere sucking the bone marrow out of the kittens he's tortured and killed. 

He is undeserving of your attention or energy since he is a coward.  Coward's by definition abuse small animals, children, their wives and their mothers.  He is turned on by the suffering others. (Please note: as he reads this he is starting to wet his tighty whitey's with pre-cum.)

He's probably still a virgin due to the fact that his mother didn't breast feed (lack of confidence.)  It's unfortunate that breast feeding isn't the normal upbringing of children today. (This is in direct relation to the rate of incarceration of violent offenders taking up space in America's prison system.)

She was a poor example of female power because she allowed herself to be routinely beaten, raped and sodomized by her johns. This was a low blow at a woman who doesn't know how to defend herself.  She was adult during most of his childhood.  She just couldn't put her big girl panties on long enough to pick herself and poor little Skippy up out of the trailer or no-tell motel they were living in and make a right turn at main street.  

I wouldn't be surprised to discover that old Skippy prefers to wear lacy pink panties while reading Marlo's blog.  I'm not talking about Murl's Country, I'm taking about Mind Your Marlo's.  Skippy still feels lost in everyday society,  He needs a constant reminder that he belongs in the here and now.  He reminds himself by wearing women's lingerie.  I think in some ways it make up for the fact that his Mommy wanted a girl to eventually turn-out.  (See Fancy: JGI)

@ MB ~ You got my number. You need me, use it. 

@ Skippy ~ I gave you wood didn't I. Too bad you can't maintain it for too long.  Make sure you have a happy towel nearby to clean up your mess.  I'd hate for you to electrocute yourself, stoking and fantasizing about wearing MYM skirts and suckling at a loving breast.


15 Books That Stay With Me

15 books that stay with me.
  1. Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card 
  2. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Addams 
  3. Spell for Chameleon - Piers Anthony 
  4. Saints - Orson Scott Card 
  5. Handmaid's Tale- Margret Atwood
  6. Anna to the Infinite Power - Mildred Ames 
  7. Sphere - Michael Crichton 
  8. The Girl With the Silver Eyes - Willo Davis Roberts
  9. The Voyage of the Dawn Trader - C. S. Lewis 
  10. The House Between the Worlds - Marion Zimmer Bradley 
  11. Cyteen - C.J. Cherryh
  12. Childhood's End - Arthur C. Clarke 
  13. Slan - A.E. Van Vogt
  14. Women Who Run with the Wolves - Clarissa Pinkola Estes
  15. The Princessa : Machiavelli for Women - Harriet Rubin

How Time Flies....

Yes it's been a long time since my last entry.  I have been too distracted to update my blog.  January was a month of upheaval and sophistry.  February a month of rest and love.  March so far seems to be a month of change and excitement.  

My New Year's Resolutions were derailed due to health issues and now they are back on track. 
1) Get Fit.
a) Continue the AB DIET.
b) Run a 10K with out vomiting or walking. (Jogging is okay.)
c) Really find out if I have ADD or just looney. (LOL)
2) Focus on accomplishing my Quals.
a) Inside Tender
b) Med Deck Tech/Sup.
3) Be more diligent in nurturing my nieces and nephews.
a) By Blood
b) By Love.
4) Connect exclusively with people and things who add to my life or make me happy.
a) Go to Disney World!!! 
b) Get rid of mementos of dark trials and tribulations.
5) Complete my book and my responsibilities toward my the other authors in my circle.

Since my brush with mortality I am pressing on with being more in the moment and not the past.  The "What ifs?" will remain unanswered. The really interesting question for '09 is "What will happen next?"